Methinks I shall make a college of myself, using my yearbook. Frequently, I despise, despise, despise.You just have yourself to blame.”

If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?

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Sometimes a finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? I can be short or long, I bring people great joy and you can have multiple at the same time. What am I? What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.” bra band and cup size Not quite a pair of breasts. B-barely; just barely You have nothing to complain about. Jesus Christ! A very large sum of money. Extremely large. To obtain a discount, you should receive an F, a fake, or something of that nature. Please assist me, I’ve fallen and can’t get up.”

Ever since the start of my trip, I’ve been trying to get in touch with Linda George, the woman who stood up for Bell End (which probably referred to a bell pit in a bygone mine), successfully petitioning for its protection in 2018. When we finally speak my travels are almost done. I ask her, why go to battle for Bell End? What’s better than a good laugh? Of course, a fantastic joke full of snark and sarcasm. We’ve got all kinds of funniest dirty minded jokes covering from the nasty dark humor to toilet humor as well.I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. What’s inside me tastes great in your mouth. What am I? I didn’t have sex at all, not a scrap til I was 67. And that was cos I’d no small change for the window cleaner. Even if it takes only a second to show someone how you feel about them, the authorities term it indecent exposure, but that’s a minor detail.” The only thing I can offer to put ladies at ease is that I am of no sexual threat whatsoever. I’m 42 years of age, I literally have to hit it with nettles. Sex with me these days is akin to thumbing marshmallows into the anus of a cat. Which is your favourite sexual position? There it is, my own! It’s known as the virgin. You just stand there with your legs as far apart as possible, eagerly awaiting the next appropriate person to pass. People like this are popular. Did you think you were pregnant? Ahh…so so? I sincerely hope you never talk again. In other words, you are an oxygen thief.”